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Because when it’s 2 AM and the warden is patrolling, you don't need a wood-fired oven - you just need a plan.

It is February 9, National Pizza Day. The

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internet is undoubtedly flooded with high-definition slow-motion videos of stretching mozzarella and bubbling marinara. But let me take you back to a different reality. A reality where \"gourmet\" meant whatever you could scavenge from the common room fridge without waking up your roommate.

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I am talking about Hostel Pizza.

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If you lived in a dorm between 2005 and, well, today, you know the struggle. Domino's was a luxury reserved for birthdays or the day your parents deposited the monthly allowance. For the other 29 days? We had Jugaad.

The \"Bread Pizza\" isn't a recipe; it is a survival skill. And the secret weapon wasn't cheese. It was Malai.

The \"Poor Man’s Burrata\"

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Here is the thing about Malai (clotted cream). If you treat it right, it mimics the richness of cheese without the rubbery texture of cheap processed slices. In my second year of college, we discovered that if you mix fresh malai with semolina (sooji), something magical happens under heat.

The sooji provides the crunch - the \"crust,\" if you will - while the malai melts into a savory, fatty puddle that binds everything together. It is not healthy. It is certainly not Italian. But god, is it effective.

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The Blueprint

You don't need a recipe, you need a strategy. Here is how we did it when the mess hall was closed:

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The Base: White bread. The cheaper, the better. Milk bread works best because it sugars up nicely when toasted.
The \"Topping\": In a steel katori (bowl), mix two tablespoons of thick malai with one tablespoon of sooji. This ratio is non-negotiable. Too much sooji, and it’s a rock; too little, and it’s soup.
The Crunch: Finely chopped onions, tomatoes (remove the seeds, nobody likes a soggy bottom), and green chillies.
The Seasoning: Salt, obviously. But the real chef's kiss? The leftover oregano sachets you have been hoarding in your desk drawer for six months.

The Execution

Now, in a perfect world, you have a toaster. But we didn't always have that luxury. We had an iron.

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I am not joking. Wrap the bread - topping side up - in foil. Hover the hot iron over the top to melt the fat, then press the bottom on the heated surface (or a hidden hot plate if you were lucky enough to smuggle one in).

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The result? The bottom gets golden brown. The malai mixture bubbles and browns, creating a charred, creamy layer that tastes shockingly like a white sauce pizza. The onions lose their raw bite, and the chillies provide the kick that instant noodles just can't match.

Why It Still Works

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Eating this in 2026 feels like an act of rebellion. In an era of cloud kitchens and 10-minute deliveries, making something this messy and manual feels grounded. It reminds you that food doesn't have to be \"authentic\" to be good. It just has to be hot.

So, this Pizza Day, put away the sourdough starter. Grab a loaf of Modern Bread, skim the milk, and make a slice that tastes like nostalgia.

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National Pizza Day: The 'Hostel Night' Pizza Hack: How to Turn Bread and Malai into a Gourmet Slice

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